I enjoy scratching out clever drawings and making them available on tees. You know, monetizing the habit for spare change and retirement. But recently, the topic of conversation was this: me, a guy who is so Dutch he won’t even buy his own tees, trying to sell tees to like-minded individuals (it’s true, 99% of my tees are blank).

Don’t get me wrong: so far I’m my biggest fan. However my disposable income has only so much elbow room–perhaps the day will arrive when I can not only wear what I design, but can also give them away as gifts. So here’s a shout-out to Forrest who dropped me the line for this one:

This tee reads “This t-shirt is a universally designed, demographically ignorant piece of art.”

Perhaps also the debut piece in the ‘Shameless Salesman’ series? Buy it here for cheap!

Banish annoying minions and peons with a simple wave of the hand! Wearing this tee, you will find the Force to be a powerful ally.
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The best way to eat Sloppy Joes is as-messy-as-you-can! Tasty hamburger in a wonderful spiced tomato sauce, laid thick on oven-toasted, open-faced buns… mmm-boy!

Just the other day I polished my cooking skills by whipping up a batch of Sloppy Joes — too small a batch it turned out. We turned the kitchen inside-out looking for more ingredients, but came up empty.

On my bucket list:

• Eat Sloppy Joes with hands tied behind back

Nuff said!

This shirt isn’t a drawing — it’s genuine food footage!

Get your meal-on-a-shirt right here!

Pixar/Disney’s The Incredibles is easily my second favourite Pixar flick – there’s so much super hero goodness there for the munching. My all time favourite part of the movie is when Frozone, seeing the city go up in flames around him, frantically searches for his hero outfit:

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where’s my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where – is – my – super – suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
[Lucius rummages through another room in his condo]
Honey: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derrin’-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening’s in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

As an added bonus – a Bonus Tee of the Week if you will, allow me to introduce bonus tee design – “Honey, Where’s My Super Suit?“